Archive - Stories of Dog Jail

"No one asked me if I thought the alligator was a good idea."

Jun 9

"Carol decided the maniac pounding on her door deserved the kill. The life of a door-to-door murderer, she figured, couldn't be easy."

May 10

"Before each lesson, Willard liked to treat himself to a moment of hateful anticipation."

Apr 26

"My sister dug the Jack Kavorkian types, spry mummies holding otoscopes to the ears of the world’s Tommys and Tracys with spotted hands."

Apr 12

"Already, we have questions. Is she therapist or interrogator?"

Mar 29

(Because You're Okay With Everyone Mistreating You)

Mar 15

"Austin was chopping a carrot when I realized I could never love him, not really."

Mar 1

"His voice was all jacked up, like a garbage disposal learned English."

Feb 15

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