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My Stupid Dead Dad's Covid Ghost
"His voice was all jacked up, like a garbage disposal learned English."
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🎣 No Clicks Left to Bait
You won't enjoy what happens next
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It's Not You, It's My Microbiome
"Austin was chopping a carrot when I realized I could never love him, not really."
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🕵️‍♂️ Nowhere to Hide
Big Tech is getting your data whether you like it or not
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🤭 Sorry, Not Sorry
Facebook's chief apology officer has a brand new regret
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Why You're a Pirate
(Because You're Okay With Everyone Mistreating You)
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🤢 Tucker Carlson Yucked Murdoch's Yum
Dog Jail goes corporate
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Bin Laden: The Oprah Interview
"Already, we have questions. Is she therapist or interrogator?"
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🧑‍🤝‍🧑 When Your AI Clone Sells Out
Your pretty face is going to sell
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🤖 Fully Automated Austerity Drudgery
Meet the AI boss, same as the old boss
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🤷 Who Made Mark's Billions?
The micro-work that powers the internet
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👀 Voting With Your Eyeballs
Taking a stand while sitting on your ass
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