The Plot to Blow Up Reason, a novel in many parts

"Songs that were fast, loud, and featured someone screaming, preferably in a language he didn’t understand."
"'Were you a vet or something before?' said Claire. 'You sound like you're talking to a dog.'"
"Chris was contemplating this question, wrist-deep in meat, when the doorbell rang."
“As two sheets of 8.5 by 11 printer paper, her vague, theoretical predicament was now upsettingly real.”
"Terrorism struck the mayor has hopelessly passé, the political equivalent of the male ponytail."
"When White Puke first explained his plan, it sounded like free money."
"Did we have a sense, a dim suspicion, that Major Bad Shit was on the way?"
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