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How to Kill an Alligator
"No one asked me if I thought the alligator was a good idea."
Jun 9, 2022
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May 2022
Kids' Stuff
"Carol decided the maniac pounding on her door deserved the kill. The life of a door-to-door murderer, she figured, couldn't be easy."
May 10, 2022
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April 2022
Can I Help You?
"Before each lesson, Willard liked to treat himself to a moment of hateful anticipation."
Apr 26, 2022
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Can I Help You?
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The Cancer Job
"My sister dug the Jack Kavorkian types, spry mummies holding otoscopes to the ears of the world’s Tommys and Tracys with spotted hands."
Apr 12, 2022
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The Cancer Job
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March 2022
Bin Laden: The Oprah Interview
"Already, we have questions. Is she therapist or interrogator?"
Mar 29, 2022
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Why You're a Pirate
(Because You're Okay With Everyone Mistreating You)
Mar 15, 2022
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It's Not You, It's My Microbiome
"Austin was chopping a carrot when I realized I could never love him, not really."
Mar 1, 2022
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It's Not You, It's My Microbiome
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February 2022
My Stupid Dead Dad's Covid Ghost
"His voice was all jacked up, like a garbage disposal learned English."
Feb 15, 2022
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My Stupid Dead Dad's Covid Ghost
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